commit not alive
“Imma drag you off and take over the bed.”
(Phone call with my youngest.)
Me: Hey son, how's your day going?
William: It's good daddy, I have a joke for you.
Me: Let's hear it buddy!
William: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Me: I have no idea, what?
Me: xD Ha, ha, ha! That's good.
William: also, daddy I want a gravedigger power wheel for Christmas.
Me: Santa is on it.
And I have the science to prove it
I’ve already sprawled myself out in the most ridiculous position possible.
That’s pretty okay then!! Can’t complain. And ohhh starfish that bed for me 😪